What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How can you maintain self-control?

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?